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 Post subject: So It's Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:35 pm 
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I Say: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Location: Central Coast, NSW
Who wants a beer?? I know i'll have one
Pssshhht*

Anyone? [opens the fridge]

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:38 pm 
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I Say: So these two chicks were sitting quietly, minding their own business...
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Location: Lake Macquarie, NSW
Friday arvo already? Cheerin.

Mind you its my day off, so my Friday arvo was yesty.

Make it two mate!

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:42 pm 
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I Say: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Vehicle: 03XS Auto-Red;Mercedes Valente

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Location: Central Coast, NSW
*chucks 2 beers at the sackster*

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:45 pm 
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I Say: So these two chicks were sitting quietly, minding their own business...
Vehicle: MY05 XTL 5MT

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Location: Lake Macquarie, NSW
I like this.

Cheers mate. How's your week been?

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:47 pm 
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yea... noice i guess... cant complain.. The only real negative thing is the whole end on the month thing today, which is really the only thing stopping it from being a complete bludge.

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:47 pm 
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I Say: Keep the hammer down
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what we startin already!? ah why the hell not. *grabs a chair* thrown me a stout buddy...

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:48 pm 
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I Say: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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There ya go!

more in the fridge if you need em.

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:52 pm 
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I Say: Project Anchorman is go
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How is this different to the spam thread?

PS: I'll have a Little Creatures Bright ale. In a German stein

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm 
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I Say: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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this thread has beer.

*here ya go.

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 Post subject: Re: So Its Friday Arvo....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:57 pm 
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I Say: The flow, go with it my children.
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These were posted on an unofficial but heavily utilised Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the webmaster, who obviously has a sense of humour


Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A:We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A:Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A:Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns ,Townsville and HerveyBay? ( UK )
A:What did your last slave die of?
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A:A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )
A:Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Q: Can you send me the ViennaBoys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A:Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the ViennaBoys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A:You are a British politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.

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Q: I was in Australiain 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

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